Teach Yourself C++ in 21 Days

Days 1 - 10 Teach yourself variables, constants, arrays, strings, expressions, statements, functions,... Days 11 - 21 Teach yourself program flow, pointers, references, classes, objects, inheritance, polymorphism, ... Days 22 - 697 Do a lot of recreational programming. Have fun hacking but remember to learn from your mistakes. Days 698 - 3648 Interact with other programmers. Work on programming projects together. Learn from them. Days 3649 - 7781 Teach yourself advanced theoretical physics and formulate a consistent theory of quantum gravity. Days 7782 - 14611 Teach yourself biochemistry, molecular biology, genetics,.... Day 14611 Use knowledge of biology to make an age-reversing potion. Day 14611 Use knowledge of physics to build flux capacitor and go back in time to day 21. FLUX COMPRESSION Day 21 Replace younger self. As far as I know, this is the easiest way to "Teach Yourself C++ in 21 Days".

A nine-panel stick-figure comic lays out an absurd 14,611-day plan to learn C++, programming, physics, and biology, eventually create an age-reversing potion, build a flux capacitor, and replace one’s younger self. The joke mocks the unrealistic promise of mastering C++ in 21 days by escalating it into a time-travel scheme that makes the promise technically possible. EN: A nine-panel stick-figure comic lays out an absurd 14,611-day plan to learn C++, programming, physics, and biology, eventually create an age-reversing potion, build a flux capacitor, and replace one’s younger self. The joke mocks the unrealistic promise of mastering C++ in 21 days by escalating it into a time-travel scheme that makes the promise technically possible.

• @ithueti / 1780 2019-12-13