The Robber’s Gelato Alibi

everybody freeze. we went out for gelato, aren't you? yesterday. i'm not taking off you probably get a black coffee.

A masked robber confronts a man in an office, but the man recognizes him from a previous gelato outing. He cleverly interrogates the robber about his neighborhood and coffee order, revealing personal information before the robber leaves. The punchline is that the man was gathering details for revenge after the attempted robbery. EN: A masked robber confronts a man in an office, but the man recognizes him from a previous gelato outing. He cleverly interrogates the robber about his neighborhood and coffee order, revealing personal information before the robber leaves. The punchline is that the man was gathering details for revenge after the attempted robbery.

Everybody freeze man how many times are we gonna do this do what you were here a few weeks ago? What yeah, you tried to rob us. No, I did it. Yeah, you did yo Tristan yo Remember this guy. Oh, yeah, man. What's up? Yeah, let's try to come on man. We went out for gelato I remember yeah, yeah, you wanted mango. It wasn't me. I hate mango you were wearing this mask You hate mango no one hates mango man. It was not me. Okay, if it's not you then what do you want? I'm robbing you the other guy wanted to rob us to care about the other guy It's the same guy, aren't you if you're the same guy when you say I don't care about the other guy means I don't care about myself yeah why do you have low self-esteem are not the same guy prove it then how take off your mask I wasn't born yesterday when were you born man 1994 damn he's on are you on the fuck is on your oldest helmet yeah but I look younger now I could tell your uncle you're so on man I said I look younger yeah then prove it how take off your mask I'm not taking off my mask he's probably at least fuck he probably lives in the suburbs like an No I don't. I live in the Arch District. Oh yeah? On the quiet streets probably. No I'm not. I'm on Main Street. He's probably never been to a coffee shop. I go to the one on the corner every day. Oh yeah you probably get a black coffee. No I get an iced matcha. Okay great. And what name do you usually use on the order? I just use my name. I see what you're doing. Yeah it took you a while though. You haven't seen the last of me. Bye man! Pretty clever yeah? What do you mean? I basically got his information. Oh yeah for what? his grind. Why? What'd he do? He tried to rob us Tristan. Oh, seemed like a nice guy though.

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