New Dog Immediately Regrets Everything

Text on the meme

first walk with my new dog already starting to regret the purchase. “go” he was completely fine

What it means

A person takes their new fluffy dog for a walk along a sunny residential lane, when the dog suddenly jumps or falls into a muddy drainage canal. The dramatic red-tinted opening and Kanye West’s abrasive industrial hip-hop track “On Sight” make the accidental plunge feel intensely catastrophic, while the final caption humorously reassures us that he was completely fine.

Speech

How much do I neck give a fuck? Let me show you right now for you give it up. Go.

Sound

♪ Kanye West — On Sight

music / музыка

Objects

small fluffy dog / маленькая пушистая собака person filming / человек, снимающий видео leash / поводок paved lane / мощёная дорожка white road markings / белая дорожная разметка muddy drainage canal / грязный дренажный канал concrete canal edge / бетонный край канала stone retaining wall / каменная подпорная стена trees / деревья green foliage / зелёная растительность houses / дома metal fence / металлический забор utility pole / электрический столб sunlight / солнечный свет murky water / мутная вода red color filter / красный цветовой фильтр black screen / чёрный экран