PHP Breached My Anus
【Notice】 It has been discovered that PHP was also being used in my anus, so I attempted emergency maintenance, but it was too late. The keyhole of my anus was breached, and approximately 500g of poop was leaked. We sincerely apologize.
A fake formal notice announces that PHP was discovered inside someone's anus, causing an emergency maintenance attempt and a catastrophic leak of approximately 500 grams of poop. The joke parodies software incident reports by applying technical language to an absurd bodily mishap, making it useful as an absurd or gross reaction meme.
social media post / публикация в соцсетиblack background / чёрный фонwhite text / белый текстnotice heading / заголовок уведомленияanus reference / упоминание анусаPHP code / код PHPemergency maintenance / аварийное обслуживаниеkeyhole / замочная скважинаleaked poop / вытекшие фекалииreaction icons / иконки реакцийprofile avatar / аватар профиля
- @gentoomemes / 22313 2026-10-22
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×303 · 42.2 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, gross
- Language
- en
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