Auto-Patch All Vulnerable Servers

if this PHP vulnerability allows remote code execution, doesn't that mean we can use the vulnerability to auto-patch all vulnerable servers?

A screenshot of a social media post joking about using a PHP vulnerability that permits remote code execution to automatically patch vulnerable servers. The punchline treats an exploit as a helpful security tool, parodying overly optimistic cybersecurity logic. EN: A screenshot of a social media post joking about using a PHP vulnerability that permits remote code execution to automatically patch vulnerable servers. The punchline treats an exploit as a helpful security tool, parodying overly optimistic cybersecurity logic.

• @gentoomemes / 22318 2026-10-22