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Free Software Virgin Forever

Free Software Virgin Forever

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Dead inside As a twenty year old single male I think it's very hard to find a girl who's actually interested in free software. I've had girls jokingly ask to "Netflix and chill" but when I tell her that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch youtube. I can't ever seem to get girls to come over to my place and I can't text them either. Once I get their numbers since I've added custom roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure. None of my friends are willing to do this. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not only proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find a girl concerned about software freedom. I feel like I'm going to be a virgin forever.
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Мем показывает длинный текст от лица двадцатилетнего одинокого мужчины, который пытается найти девушку, увлечённую свободным программным обеспечением. Он отвергает Netflix, Google, YouTube, SMS и Tinder из-за проприетарности и проблем с приватностью, требует от друзей использовать открытые приложения и делиться публичными GPG-ключами. Шутка в гиперболизированном сочетании романтических ожиданий с радикальными требованиями к цифровой свободе: герой сам делает знакомства невозможными и жалуется на неизбежное одиночество.

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