Real Devs Don’t Use PHP

real devs dont use php aren't you the moron that exposed your API keys on stream/uploaded your .env files and lost $90,000 and cried about it on your X lol you're a real dev for sure! FINALLY found how my key got leaked and got the $90,000 bill from google Opus 5.5 said codex had PUBLISHED MY ****ING .ENV TO CLOUDFLARE PAGES ‼️ ...

A dark-mode X/Twitter screenshot shows one developer mocking another for saying that “real devs don’t use PHP.” The reply points out that the same person exposed API keys, leaked environment files, lost $90,000, and then blamed Codex for publishing the file to Cloudflare Pages, making the supposed developer elitism hypocritical. EN: A dark-mode X/Twitter screenshot shows one developer mocking another for saying that “real devs don’t use PHP.” The reply points out that the same person exposed API keys, leaked environment files, lost $90,000, and then blamed Codex for publishing the file to Cloudflare Pages, making the supposed developer elitism hypocritical.

• @eternalclassic / 96114 2026-10-23