Root CA Bribery Risk
sorting my root ca list by the estimated salary of the person who generated the keypair and trimming the lowest entries to mitigate bribery risk
A joke about sorting a root certificate authority list by the presumed salaries of the people who generated its keypairs, then removing the lowest-paid entries to reduce bribery risk. It humorously treats cybersecurity trust management as if low-paid cryptographic staff are the biggest security vulnerability, making it a reaction to absurdly overengineered security logic.
- @rzeczyzabawne / 23736 2026-10-23
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×189 · 29.0 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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