Тик-пуля из пустотелой пули

HOLLOW POINT PROJECTILE ANIMAL THOUSAND

Мужчина находит крошечного клеща на поверхности, приклеивает его скотчем к пустотелой пуле, вставляет патрон в белый карабин Chris Vector и стреляет им в землю. Шутка строится на абсурдном преувеличении: клеща называют переносчиком болезней и обращаются с ним как с американским захватчиком, которому устраивают показательное уничтожение. EN: A man finds a tiny tick on a surface, sticks it to a hollow-point projectile with tape, loads the round into a white Chris Vector carbine, and fires it into the ground. The joke comes from the absurd escalation: the tick is called a disease vector and treated like an invading force that deserves a theatrical American-style execution.

There it is, look at that. This is a tick. And what he doesn't know is he now is in the United States of America. And there's only one way we deal with invaders in the United States of America. Step one, we're gonna grab some tape. Okay, this is not unique to invaders, but for ticks, you're gonna want some tape. Locate this little guy and press firmly. What we've got now is a nicely stuck tick. Now that we have our tick and our tape, you're gonna want to find yourself a hollow point projectile. This is some velocities, solid copper projectiles, and you're just gonna take that tick and shove him straight inside. Remember, this is not animal cruelty because these are vectors for disease. Now we have our little tick bullet. Into the magazine he goes. Into the Chris Vector goes our magazine. And into the chamber goes the bullet. Now I am too nervous to eat this thing off into the berm, so let's plug him straight into the dirt here and that thousand feet per second should flatten him out pretty good. Three, two, one. Now if there is an underworld, we have sent this tick there on a one-way ticket.

• @afrosidemoon / 78284 2026-08-29