Billion Dollars, Still Buying Wings

ALRIGHT, IF YOU ALL MY BABY MAMA. ALONE, RIGHT? ME. I JUST GET NO LICENSE. UH, SHIT, GODDAMN. WINGS. HELL.

Two men are being interviewed at night in a parking lot about what they would do with a billion dollars. One man starts listing extravagant plans, then abruptly admits he would simply buy chicken wings, creating an absurd anticlimax. The clip works as a reaction to jokes about having huge dreams but choosing a familiar comfort food instead.

If you had a billion dollars, what would you do? All right first time I do I'm getting chicken wing Then got down the second time I do I'm gonna get all my baby mama I'm gonna get all my baby mama's a goddamn million dollar. So let me the hell long I love y'all though. I love y'all though. I believe I'll give me a million dollar leave that long right and then I'm gonna hit up Billy Alice. I'm gonna get her 10 mil just let me hit Yes, if that hit she gonna marry me. I just need to get in the door with a Billy got there American deli you can't go around there I'm like oh I might buy American deli fuck it I'm a buy wings back fuck buying the wings

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