Florida Man Villain Tier List

SHIT TIER Villains who are just evil or lust for power. Florida Man Steals Bird, Attacks Mom, 2 Sons, Burns down Mobile Home MEH TIER Villains whose motives are a mystery and seem almost insane at times. Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Impersonating NICKELBACK Drummer MID TIER Villains who are only obeying their nature and doing what they do to survive. Florida man reaches inside woman and disembowels her for ultimate's murderous revenge HIGH TIER Villains who are retaliating against misdeeds done to them. They may be seeking to change society as a whole. Florida Man Gets Tired of Waiting at Hospital, Steals Ambulance, Drives Home GREAT TIER Reluctant villains who only do evil things because of the situation they find themselves in. Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal ELDER GOD TIER Villains whose motives are hard to find fault in and arguably better than the hero's. Florida man breaks into jail to hang out with his friends

A tier list ranks increasingly understandable or justified villains using bizarre Florida Man news headlines as examples. The joke is that the increasingly absurd crimes are presented as morally sophisticated villain motivations, with the “Elder God” tier reserved for a man who breaks into jail simply to spend time with his friends. It is sent as a reaction to someone categorizing villainy in an exaggerated, humorous way. EN: A tier list ranks increasingly understandable or justified villains using bizarre Florida Man news headlines as examples. The joke is that the increasingly absurd crimes are presented as morally sophisticated villain motivations, with the “Elder God” tier reserved for a man who breaks into jail simply to spend time with his friends. It is sent as a reaction to someone categorizing villainy in an exaggerated, humorous way.

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