What You Didn’t Know About Bagels

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A bearded male comedian in a white beanie and brown hoodie performs stand-up on an outdoor wooden stage, holding a microphone while subtitles reveal a story about a food blogger asking whether the bagels are kosher. The joke escalates by describing the bagels as being handled by Salvadorans and claiming that nobody in the kitchen is circumcised, using absurd wordplay and a shocked, snickering delivery to mock the question’s overly literal logic. EN: A bearded male comedian in a white beanie and brown hoodie performs stand-up on an outdoor wooden stage, holding a microphone while subtitles reveal a story about a food blogger asking whether the bagels are kosher. The joke escalates by describing the bagels as being handled by Salvadorans and claiming that nobody in the kitchen is circumcised, using absurd wordplay and a shocked, snickering delivery to mock the question’s overly literal logic.

A food blogger came into our bagel shop the other day and she was like, I'm a food blogger and I need to know if your bagels are kosher. My readers need to know that. And I was like, how would I know that? What would that entail? And she was like, oh, do non-Jews touch the bagels while they're being prepared? I was like, oh, yeah. You ever peaked in a kitchen before a girl, these bagels are getting manhandled by Salvadorians back there. Nobody in our kitchen has ever even met a Jew. Nobody circumcised them. If a rabbi touched one of these bagels, he would burst into flames.

• @antichirst / 23417 2026-10-09