Worst Cinnamon Scroll Ever

I’m fucking fuming this was the worst fucking cinnamon scroll I’ve ever fucking had. I could make something more delicious using my great great grandfathers ashes, vanilla extract, milk and eggs. Disgraceful. 4/10

A screenshot shows a brutally negative review of a cinnamon scroll, alongside a nearly finished pastry in a takeaway container. The absurd punchline compares the dessert unfavorably to one supposedly made from a great-great-grandfather’s ashes, vanilla extract, milk, and eggs. It is sent as an exaggerated reaction to terrible food or an intensely disappointing experience. EN: A screenshot shows a brutally negative review of a cinnamon scroll, alongside a nearly finished pastry in a takeaway container. The absurd punchline compares the dessert unfavorably to one supposedly made from a great-great-grandfather’s ashes, vanilla extract, milk, and eggs. It is sent as an exaggerated reaction to terrible food or an intensely disappointing experience.

• @antichirst / 23183 2026-09-13