Tech Buzzwords Summon Venture Capital

You're a software engineer. Why is your industry... like that? Because investors are a bunch of FOMO poisoned gambling addicts. It makes more sense if you think of tech buzzwords as magic spells that summon venture capital. Come on, people aren't that dumb. Wanna bet? Ahem. My AI first Blockchain Metaverse is going to disrupt the banking industry. I will name it after a thing from Lord of the Rings. NFTs. Cloud Computing. DOT COM! CRASH!!! Did I miss the first round of funding? Are you looking for angel investment?

A four-panel comic shows software engineers discussing why the tech industry is filled with meaningless buzzwords. One character jokes that buzzwords act like magic spells summoning venture capital, then immediately demonstrates the formula with AI, blockchain, the metaverse, NFTs, cloud computing, and a Lord of the Rings reference before the market crashes. The punchline mocks startup hype, speculative investing, FOMO, and investors chasing fashionable jargon; it is sent as a reaction to absurd tech pitches or failed ventures. EN: A four-panel comic shows software engineers discussing why the tech industry is filled with meaningless buzzwords. One character jokes that buzzwords act like magic spells summoning venture capital, then immediately demonstrates the formula with AI, blockchain, the metaverse, NFTs, cloud computing, and a Lord of the Rings reference before the market crashes. The punchline mocks startup hype, speculative investing, FOMO, and investors chasing fashionable jargon; it is sent as a reaction to absurd tech pitches or failed ventures.

• @antichirst / 23166 2026-09-09