First Date Friend Group Origin Story

POV: First date and she just asked for the origin story of your friend group

An older man wearing headphones speaks emphatically into a podcast microphone at a warmly lit bar, gesturing with clenched fists while a cocktail and dark beer sit on the table. The audio tells an increasingly alarming prison story involving accusations and gang affiliation, making the calm first-date setup absurd and turning an ordinary question about friends into a disastrous confession. EN: An older man wearing headphones speaks emphatically into a podcast microphone at a warmly lit bar, gesturing with clenched fists while a cocktail and dark beer sit on the table. The audio tells an increasingly alarming prison story involving accusations and gang affiliation, making the calm first-date setup absurd and turning an ordinary question about friends into a disastrous confession.

And he says, you a fag? I said, no, I'm not a fag. He said, you a rat? I said, no, I didn't have anybody else in my case. I'm not a rat. He says, you a chomo? I go, I don't know what that word means. He goes, chomo child molester. I said, no, I'm not a child molester. And he goes, OK, you could sit with the Aryans in the cafeteria. And I was like, oh, I guess I'm with the Aryans now.

• @antichirst / 23104 2026-08-30