Horny Wizard Gives Dating Advice

Text on the meme

Are you feeling horny? your penis will try to take you to pl wouldn't go even with a loaded gun. Don't stick you dick in crazy, pl I

What it means

A low-resolution animated wizard sits in a flower-filled meadow beside a tree, gesturing and shifting around as he delivers blunt sexual advice. The joke comes from presenting the crude “don’t stick your dick in crazy” warning as a whimsical fantasy character’s cheerful life lesson, accompanied by playful music and an absurdly serious tone.

Speech

Hello fellow traveler, are you feeling horny? Always remember, your penis will try to take you to places you wouldn't go, even with a loaded gun. Don't stick you dick in crazy, please. That's it for today. Take care.

Sound

music / музыка

Objects

wizard / волшебник pointed hat / остроконечная шляпа purple robe / фиолетовая мантия yellow belt / жёлтый пояс tree / дерево flower meadow / цветочный луг pink flowers / розовые цветы blue sky / голубое небо white clouds / белые облака animated character / анимированный персонаж sitting pose / сидячая поза