Touching Grass Media Team

I reached out to Flock Safety for comment on privacy concerns with their expansive Northern VA camera network. This is what I got back. Media 8:35 AM to me Thanks for reaching out to Flock. Our media team is currently touching grass and taking a break. Unlike our cameras, we can’t work 24/7, so we’ll get back to you when we’ve had a snack and regained the ability to form coherent sentences.

A social media post shows a sarcastic email supposedly from Flock Safety’s media team. The team says it is “touching grass,” eating a snack, and temporarily unable to form coherent sentences, contrasting this with Flock’s always-on camera network. The joke mocks corporate surveillance and media teams that respond with internet slang instead of addressing privacy concerns. EN: A social media post shows a sarcastic email supposedly from Flock Safety’s media team. The team says it is “touching grass,” eating a snack, and temporarily unable to form coherent sentences, contrasting this with Flock’s always-on camera network. The joke mocks corporate surveillance and media teams that respond with internet slang instead of addressing privacy concerns.

• @antichirst / 23017 2026-08-20