Carl's Midlife Crisis Birthday Cake

Text on the meme

bool hadMidlifeCrisis = false? while(carl.alive) { if ( !hadMidlifeCrisis && (Today = carl.dob).Age >= 40 ) { hadMidlifeCrisis = true; carl.Memberships.Add(Gym.Join(team!)); carl.Quit(carl.Job); carl.Assets.Add(garage.MySportsCar()); carl.Assets.Add(shop.BuyDesignerWatch()); carl.Tattoos.Add(New ScientologyTattoo()); carl.Home.Renovate(); carl.Hairstyle = HairStyles.Goth; carl.Learn(piano); carl.Friends.Clear(); } } NormalStuff(); } HAPPY 40TH CARL

What it means

A birthday cake for Carl is decorated with a block of programming code and the message “HAPPY 40TH CARL.” The code humorously triggers a midlife crisis at age 40, causing Carl to join a gym, quit his job, buy a sports car and designer watch, get tattoos, renovate his home, adopt a goth hairstyle, learn piano, and clear his friends list.

Objects

white frosted cake / белый торт с глазурью birthday cake / праздничный торт printed code sheet / лист с напечатанным кодом black icing letters / буквы из чёрной глазури cardboard cake box / картонная коробка для торта programming code / программный код number 40 / число 40 birthday inscription / поздравительная надпись