Opening Rare Business Cards

OPENING RARE BUSINESS CARDS Up next. Bernard Madoff I'm CEO, Bitch. mark zuckerberg theranos Yeah, there it is. Yeah, yeah. Elizabeth Holmes Chairman, CEO, and Founder last card. Jeffrey Epstein

Two men wearing white gloves theatrically open a series of supposedly rare business cards at a table, revealing cards for Bernard Madoff, Mark Zuckerberg, Theranos/Elizabeth Holmes, and finally Jeffrey Epstein. The escalating reveal parodies collectible card openings, with the absurdly notorious final card prompting shock and excitement; the audio’s deadpan commentary and sudden repeated screams make the dark joke land. EN: Two men wearing white gloves theatrically open a series of supposedly rare business cards at a table, revealing cards for Bernard Madoff, Mark Zuckerberg, Theranos/Elizabeth Holmes, and finally Jeffrey Epstein. The escalating reveal parodies collectible card openings, with the absurdly notorious final card prompting shock and excitement; the audio’s deadpan commentary and sudden repeated screams make the dark joke land.

Okay, let's see what we got. First one we got is a Bernie made off Pretty good. Yeah, that's from the 80s. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen a few of these around before of next Solid Sam Bankman freed here. That's nice. That's really nice What's this made out of I think he made it a balsa wood. This is balsa wood. Yeah All right. Oh. This is a vintage Zuckerberg. Oh, five? This is a vintage oh five Zuckerberg. Let's just check the back really quick. Oh, there it is. That is a patch from his Fruit of the Loom boxer briefs. You can tell by the smell. Yeah, that's it. Onion, hand cream. So that's great. We should sleeve this one. Yeah, yeah. All right, up next. Ooh, okay. Nice. Elizabeth Holmes. have two, I believe? We have two. But a triple homes is what every good collector has in their arsenal. All right, we have one left. Left, one card left. Three, two, one. Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God, oh my God! Oh! Oh my God! It's a holographic FC. There it is. That's a genuine holographic, his moniker in the corner. Straight off! The island! Oh my god! Here, here, here, here. Sleave it and you know what this will go great with. Put this with the Gates Collection.

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