Bryan Johnson Clones Himself

NEW: Biohacker Bryan Johnson reveals he has created a “newborn clone” of himself in a petri dish — will eventually be used to grow organs & repair his body. I just cloned myself...as a newborn With this clone, I can: + become my own blood boy + test therapies on the clone + grow organs for transplantation + develop new treatments + inject young cells

A Polymarket post shares a satirical announcement that biohacker Bryan Johnson created a newborn clone of himself in a petri dish. The embedded post lists absurd plans such as becoming his own “blood boy,” testing therapies on the clone, and harvesting its organs, parodying Johnson’s extreme anti-aging efforts. It is used as a reaction to jokes about wealth, biohacking, and trying to defeat aging at any cost. EN: A Polymarket post shares a satirical announcement that biohacker Bryan Johnson created a newborn clone of himself in a petri dish. The embedded post lists absurd plans such as becoming his own “blood boy,” testing therapies on the clone, and harvesting its organs, parodying Johnson’s extreme anti-aging efforts. It is used as a reaction to jokes about wealth, biohacking, and trying to defeat aging at any cost.

• @antichirst / 22831 2026-07-23