GTA VI Contract Agreement
grand theft auto Contract Agreement 1) From November 19th, 2026 – November 29th, 2026, I can play Grand Theft Auto VI as much as I want. 2) Walking in front of the TV or monitor while a mission, cutscene, heist, or online session is in progress is strictly forbidden and will result in consequences. 3) If I fail a mission, get wasted, or get busted, DO NOT SAY: • "It's just a game." • "You can do it later." • "Haven't you been playing long enough?" 4) All hugs, kisses, conversations, errands, and "Can you help me with this really quick?" requests must wait until I have completed my current mission or reached a safe house. 5) If you purchased the game for me or contributed at least £40 towards the game, you may eliminate ONE stipulation from Rules 2–4. Agreed to by: Girlfriend/Wife (Signature) Agreed to by: Boyfriend/Husband (Signature)
A mock contract lets someone play Grand Theft Auto VI freely from November 19th to November 29th, 2026. It humorously bans interruptions, dismissive comments, hugs, errands, and quick favors during gameplay, with one rule removable if someone helped pay for the game. The meme is sent as a joking agreement by an intensely dedicated gamer to defend uninterrupted playing time. EN: A mock contract lets someone play Grand Theft Auto VI freely from November 19th to November 29th, 2026. It humorously bans interruptions, dismissive comments, hugs, errands, and quick favors during gameplay, with one rule removable if someone helped pay for the game. The meme is sent as a joking agreement by an intensely dedicated gamer to defend uninterrupted playing time.
- @antichirst / 22693 2026-07-02
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- саркастичный, абсурдный
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- en
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