CIA Creates Terrible Black Names

White Name Sean The CIA creating terrible names for the black community Black Name DeShonda The CIA creating terrible names for the black community CHRISTAH DORIO The CIA creating terrible names for the black community The CIA creating terrible names for the black community Stephen The CIA creating terrible names for the black community

A comedic skit shows two men inventing stereotypically complicated Black names by adding syllables, brand names, and suffixes to ordinary names. A television displays increasingly absurd examples such as DeShonda, Christah Dorio, and a final mixed-together name, while the repeated caption claims the CIA is creating terrible names for the Black community. The punchline is that these fabricated names would supposedly be used to discriminate against applicants on job applications, making the clip a reaction to absurd racism and naming stereotypes. EN: A comedic skit shows two men inventing stereotypically complicated Black names by adding syllables, brand names, and suffixes to ordinary names. A television displays increasingly absurd examples such as DeShonda, Christah Dorio, and a final mixed-together name, while the repeated caption claims the CIA is creating terrible names for the Black community. The punchline is that these fabricated names would supposedly be used to discriminate against applicants on job applications, making the clip a reaction to absurd racism and naming stereotypes.

So what we gonna do is we gonna take white people names and put Luh or Duh in front of them Luh-San, Duh-San Okay, but what if it's a girl? Then we just add it at the ends too Luh-San, Duh, Duh-San, Duh That's too gimmicky, give me something else Okay, well for my next trick we gonna name them after brands Like name your kid after a company? Exactly, Mercedes, Amiri, Dior And the nice thing is you can mix and match So your son can be Amiri Dior Johnson, and then your daughter can be Dior Amiri Johnson. Ooh, I like that. And we can combine it with the first thing. Do like La Nike or Dahonda. Dahonda? Damn! That's Loki Tug! Oh, you like that one, huh? You can use it on your kid if you want. That's why you get the big bucks, Steven! But wait a minute, Why are we devoting resources to making black names? So we can discriminate against them on job applications. Damn, Steven! That's low-key some chess type shit! That's what we do here, JC. And from our last trick, we're gonna take two random syllables and put es at the end. Quinterius, Jamerius. Okay, but why es? Isn't that like Greek or some shit? Steven, we don't give a fuck! My bad. I forgot that part. Now let's put it all together. Dahunga Quinn Mirri is Johnson. Christ, that's fucking awful. That application's going straight in the trash.

• @antichirst / 22671 2026-06-29