The Tortured Beast in Indiana

Glitch Productions has announced that they have discovered "The Tortured Beast" in rural Indiana. - 3 square kilometer sized mass of black sludge - Groans when it moves at a maximum speed of 0.5 m/s - All crops in it's path are consumed while leaving their non-edible parts

A blurry aerial view shows a huge black sludge-like mass moving across colorful rural farmland. The joke presents an absurd fictional monster as a serious news report, parodying horror lore and fake social-media announcements. It is used as a reaction to something ominous, bizarre, or slowly approaching. EN: A blurry aerial view shows a huge black sludge-like mass moving across colorful rural farmland. The joke presents an absurd fictional monster as a serious news report, parodying horror lore and fake social-media announcements. It is used as a reaction to something ominous, bizarre, or slowly approaching.

• @antichirst / 22639 2026-06-23