Man Struts Through the Gate

A casually dressed man walks through an open gate and continues down the residential street with an exaggerated, confident strut. The narrator jokes that he could have crossed the grass directly to the nearby car, but instead takes the longer route as if it were completely normal. The humor comes from treating an ordinary walk like a dramatic display of swagger. EN: A casually dressed man walks through an open gate and continues down the residential street with an exaggerated, confident strut. The narrator jokes that he could have crossed the grass directly to the nearby car, but instead takes the longer route as if it were completely normal. The humor comes from treating an ordinary walk like a dramatic display of swagger.

The man with the single gate walks right through it. Just thought I had to repost that. He walks on down the street like it's okay. Well, I'll be down with us. What a strut to some pep in this step. Instead of walking across the grass to the car right there. Ain't that a BIT? Heaven's to murder trod.

• @antichirst / 22622 2026-06-21