Sentient Toilet Would You Rather

Would you rather have a sentient toilet that absolutely hates when you shit in it, or would you rather have a sentient toilet that desperately wants you to shit in it? bowl of despise 26.1% the porcelain freak 73.9%

A social-media poll asks whether people would prefer a sentient toilet that hates being used or one that desperately wants them to use it. The joke comes from treating an ordinary toilet like a character with extreme emotions, with most voters choosing the enthusiastic “porcelain freak.” EN: A social-media poll asks whether people would prefer a sentient toilet that hates being used or one that desperately wants them to use it. The joke comes from treating an ordinary toilet like a character with extreme emotions, with most voters choosing the enthusiastic “porcelain freak.”

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