Haaland Raw Dogged a Flight

Just raw dogged a 7 hour flight No phone no sleep no water no food only map #easy

Erling Haaland sits on a plane wearing a Manchester City tracksuit after supposedly enduring a seven-hour flight without a phone, sleep, water, or food—using only a map. The joke exaggerates his extreme, humorously primitive travel experience and is used as a reaction to surviving an unnecessarily difficult situation. EN: Erling Haaland sits on a plane wearing a Manchester City tracksuit after supposedly enduring a seven-hour flight without a phone, sleep, water, or food—using only a map. The joke exaggerates his extreme, humorously primitive travel experience and is used as a reaction to surviving an unnecessarily difficult situation.

• @antichirst / 22597 2026-06-18