Principal Tries the Evil Lager

MADE IN CHINA EVIL ASS LAGER DROPS

A cartoon principal catches two boys outside his office with a blue drink and scolds them for smoking weak stuff. He then offers them a bizarre bottle labeled “EVIL ASS LAGER DROPS”; after trying it, the red-hatted boy erupts into a grotesque screaming rage while the others react in shock. The joke is an absurd escalation from a school discipline scene to a horrifying, seemingly cursed drink. EN: A cartoon principal catches two boys outside his office with a blue drink and scolds them for smoking weak stuff. He then offers them a bizarre bottle labeled “EVIL ASS LAGER DROPS”; after trying it, the red-hatted boy erupts into a grotesque screaming rage while the others react in shock. The joke is an absurd escalation from a school discipline scene to a horrifying, seemingly cursed drink.

Oh, oh, come on. Really? Sorry principal. It's past school hours. We can do whatever we want. No, no, no, shut up. What is that you two are passing around? It's my uh, blue raspberry. Get that out of my face. You boys won't be smoking that weak shit outside of my office. Try this.

• @antichirst / 22521 2026-06-02