The Robbery Nobody Takes Seriously

Text on the meme

I'm telling you right now that there's a robbery the owner in the back room run!

What it means

A hooded woman stands at a convenience-store checkout, holding what appears to be a gun and repeatedly announcing that there is a robbery. The cashier calmly gestures and seems to redirect her toward the owner in the back room, so she finally runs off; the joke is the absurdly incompetent, confused robbery, accompanied by tense-sounding background music and a dramatic command to run.

Speech

This is a robbery. Okay. Okay. Put it down. Okay. Yes, good job. This is a robbery. What do you say it's down, down? I'm telling you right now. There's a robbery. What are you doing? What are you doing? The owner in the back room. The robbery. Yeah, yeah, the owner in the back room. The owner in the back room. Run!

Sound

music / музыка

Objects

hooded woman / женщина в капюшоне man at checkout / мужчина у кассы convenience store / магазин у дома cash register / кассовый аппарат checkout counter / прилавок кассы apparent handgun / похожий на пистолет предмет snack shelves / полки со снеками drink bottles / бутылки с напитками cases of bottled water / упаковки бутилированной воды card reader / терминал для карт security camera view / вид с камеры наблюдения white sneakers / белые кроссовки gray hoodie / серый худи store aisle / проход магазина running away / бегство