Trump War Is Over Chart

insider trading expert strategist board "THE WAR IS NOT OVER" send troops fuck everything "THE WAR IS OVER" "Just an excursion" "the strait is open" "we won 1st how it was over" "FUCK IRAN BOMB EVERYTHING" we want to complete surrender!! "IRAN AGREED TO A DEAL" I'm fat old and retarded Iran has no more missiles SPX GOLD INDEX →

A hand-drawn market chart shows Trump making contradictory statements about the Iran war, while two supposed insider-trading experts watch the board. The joke mocks how political rhetoric and financial markets can swing wildly from “the war is not over” to “the war is over” and a deal being reached almost immediately. It is sent as a reaction to absurd reversals, sudden news-driven market movements, or contradictory statements. EN: A hand-drawn market chart shows Trump making contradictory statements about the Iran war, while two supposed insider-trading experts watch the board. The joke mocks how political rhetoric and financial markets can swing wildly from “the war is not over” to “the war is over” and a deal being reached almost immediately. It is sent as a reaction to absurd reversals, sudden news-driven market movements, or contradictory statements.

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