老板切鱼凑够两公斤

给顾客2kg鱼。 老板，给我来2kg鱼。 没钱买这么多。 你是不是不想卖给我？ 我真的栓Q了。 我真的会谢谢。 谢谢。

一个鱼摊老板为了给顾客凑够2公斤鱼，把整条鱼切成一块块放到秤上。顾客一边嫌贵、一边催老板，最后老板把鱼的各个部分都拼上去，重量终于达到2.0kg并显示通过。平静的新世纪音乐与荒谬而忙乱的切鱼过程形成反差，让“栓Q”和最后的谢谢更显得讽刺好笑。 EN: A fish seller cuts an entire fish into pieces and keeps placing them on the scale to reach the customer’s requested 2 kilograms. The customer complains about the price and accuses the seller of not wanting to sell, so the seller eventually assembles every remaining piece until the scale reaches 2.0 kg and shows a check mark. The calm new-age music contrasts with the absurd frantic cutting, making the “栓Q” and final thank-you especially sarcastic and funny.

• @afrosidemoon / 76797 2026-03-17