Cloudflare Announces a Disturbing Product

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Hi we're cloudflare, you might know is as the makers of the anti rape products that literally everyone uses. Today we're proud to announce our new product: The Rape Everyone and Leave 5000. Introducing the new /crawl endpoint - one API call and an entire site crawled. No scripts. No browser management. Just the content in HTML, Markdown, or JSON. curl -X POST 'https://api.cloudflare.com/client/v4/accounts/{account_id}/browser-rendering/crawl' \ -H 'Authorization: Bearer <apiToken>' \ -H 'Content-Type: application/json' \ -d '{ "url": "https://blog.cloudflare.com/" }'

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A parody social media post pretends that Cloudflare is announcing a product called “The Rape Everyone and Leave 5000,” followed by a genuine-looking screenshot about its /crawl API endpoint. The joke twists technical web-crawling terminology into an intentionally shocking phrase, making it a dark reaction meme about misleading or disturbing interpretations of software language.

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