Three F-15s Lost to Furry Chaos

CAINE DEPARTMENT OF WAR

A decorated U.S. military official, General Dan Caine, speaks solemnly at a Department of War podium while reading a statement. The absurd joke is that three F-15 fighters were supposedly lost during “Operation Epic Furry,” yet the losses were not caused by enemy fire, making this a deadpan reaction to bizarre fictional military news.

I am aware of the loss of three US Air Force F-15Es overnight in the region. I am grateful for the safety of the crews, and we know that this was not from hostile enemy fire. As this matters, under investigation, I'll not comment further on this.

• @antichirst / 21884 2026-03-02