Monkeys Never Collapse

A baseball interviewer asks Munenori Kawasaki how he prevents leg cramps. Kawasaki earnestly explains that bananas help because monkeys eat them every day and never collapse, then proudly says he ate three bananas. The awkward English and exaggerated reasoning make the clip a funny reaction video for absurd confidence and wholesome nonsense.

How does your leg feel today? I'm feeling good. What happened to you? Huh? What happened? Just crap. Just a cramp? No, just crap. So you told me what can you eat to help you make you feel better? Bananas. Why bananas? Monkeys never collapse. You know, monkeys never collapse. Because monkeys every day bananas. Two. So how many did you have today? Three, power three. So you no more no more cramp for you. I need three banana because the monkey never claps Perfect. Thank you very much. Thank you

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