Career-Ending Cortisol Spike

Text on the meme

Clavicular almost caught a CAREER-ENDING cortisol spike after a LARPMAXXED stacy tried jesteryfying him on stream by calling him a good boy while he was mid-mog between 2 LOW-TIER NORMIES at ASU😭

What it means

A screenshot of a post describes Clavicular nearly suffering a career-ending cortisol spike when a blonde girl calls him a “good boy” during a livestream while he stands between two ordinary people at ASU. The joke uses exaggerated looksmaxxing slang to portray a normal interaction as an intense status-threatening event. EN: A screenshot of a post describes Clavicular nearly suffering a career-ending cortisol spike when a blonde girl calls him a “good boy” during a livestream while he stands between two ordinary people at ASU. The joke uses exaggerated looksmaxxing slang to portray a normal interaction as an intense status-threatening event.

Objects

young man in a navy shirt / молодой человек в тёмно-синей рубашке blonde woman in a pink hoodie / блондинка в розовой толстовке smartphone / смартфон phone case / чехол для телефона indoor public building / общественное здание внутри ceiling lights / потолочные светильники glass windows / стеклянные окна columns / колонны livestream recording / запись прямого эфира selfie pose / поза для селфи