He's cortisol

HE'S CORTISOL

A split-screen video shows a serious young man in a suit sitting on the left while an animated podcast guest in a suit talks and gestures on the right. The speaker mockingly describes extreme anti-health-food habits, predicts weight gain, and ends with the caption “HE'S CORTISOL,” turning a rambling rant about metabolic health into an absurd reaction meme. EN: A split-screen video shows a serious young man in a suit sitting on the left while an animated podcast guest in a suit talks and gestures on the right. The speaker mockingly describes extreme anti-health-food habits, predicts weight gain, and ends with the caption “HE'S CORTISOL,” turning a rambling rant about metabolic health into an absurd reaction meme.

New challenges I'm eating all seed oils eating unstable oils to inflame body illogical all processed food eating only lab food even worse And watch I'm gonna get jacked no you're not you're gonna destroy your metabolic function and gain 10 pounds of body fat And then I'm gonna rub it in your face rubbing weight gain in my face not something to flex And all these people eating good food doesn't make them any less annoying thinking that avoiding sludge and eating real food is annoying and sandy Stupid just makes them more obnoxious. This guy might be funded by big food Speaking like he's brain dead due to malnutrition from eating too much sludge shut the fuck up raging terrible for cortisol

• @antichirst / 21691 2026-02-08