Bill Gates Gets Epstein Banned

> Bill Gates > Rizzless nerd > Has Epstein help him get Russian prostitute > Gates gets STD > Asks Epstein for STD medicine > Epstein helps him > Gates worried his wife will get STD > Gates asks Epstein for help secretly slipping antibiotics into her food > Epstein gets annoyed > Epstein tells Gates he doesn't want to hang out anymore > Gates absolutely SEETHES > Gates calls in his secret network of assassins (Microsoft staff) > Epstein banned from Xbox Live From: xich@microsoft.com To: jeevacation@gmail.com Subject: Xbox Live - Notification of Enforcement Action Date: Thu, 19 Dec 2013 16:03:40 +0000 XBOX Notice of permanent enforcement action: Harassment, threats, and/or abuse [ DO NOT REPLY to this email address. It is not monitored. ] What happened This email is to notify you that your Xbox Live account privileges have been permanently suspended due to harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players. This conduct has been determined to be severe, repeated, and/or excessive. Why we enforced The conduct that caused this suspension may include but is not limited to: • Threats of death, harm, property damage, or any other acts of violence or vandalism • Verbal abuse or profanity directed at other players • Griefing • Extortion or manipulation • Libel, defamation, or slander • Display or transmission of personally-identifiable information such as name, address, phone number, or IP address

Текстовый мем в формате greentext изображает абсурдную цепочку событий с Биллом Гейтсом и Джеффри Эпштейном, которая заканчивается тем, что Эпштейна якобы забанили в Xbox Live. Шутка строится на гиперболизированной реакции Гейтса и сатирическом представлении сотрудников Microsoft как тайной сети убийц, способной наказать его соперника через Xbox. EN: A greentext-style meme presents an absurd chain of events involving Bill Gates and Jeffrey Epstein, ending with Epstein supposedly being banned from Xbox Live. The joke relies on Gates’s exaggerated reaction and satirically portrays Microsoft staff as a secret assassin network capable of punishing his rival through Xbox.

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