Two Dogs, One Awkward Roast

Who’s got a dog? get crazy... Ohhh I was going to. Alright. I think.

A male stand-up comedian performs onstage with a microphone and asks the audience who has a dog. The conversation escalates from one dog to two, then turns into an absurd misunderstanding about “Weiner dogs” and a joke about dicks, husbands, and sharing the dogs; the comedian eventually walks off as the punchline lands. EN: A male stand-up comedian performs onstage with a microphone and asks the audience who has a dog. The conversation escalates from one dog to two, then turns into an absurd misunderstanding about “Weiner dogs” and a joke about dicks, husbands, and sharing the dogs; the comedian eventually walks off as the punchline lands.

Who's got it though? You got a dog? Big dog? What do you got, dog? What do you got? Husky. Husky. Nice. What about you? You were so excited. You were so bummed out I didn't. I got two dogs. You have two dogs? Holy shit. Oh my god, dude. This guy. I didn't know I was talking to Caesar Milano over here. You were so bummed out. You're like, ah, you missed me, man. He's got two. Yo, I mean, I don't want to get crazy. Does anybody have three dogs? What kind of dogs do you have, dude? I didn't want to say. You don't want to say? What kind of answer is that? What? Docs. Docs? Oh, Weeder dogs. Oh! You were worried I'd be like, what, do you suck them or something? I got two of them. You probably worried I was going to do that. I didn't do it though. You were just worried I was going to. I'm letting you know I'm not going to make fun of you having two little dicks running around. It's just you or you have a low you have somebody hurt somebody you share these dogs with my husband your husband This roast just became a hit crime, I think that's my favorite kind of dog

• @antichirst / 21504 2026-01-22