Intergalactic Bear Cartel Press Conference

THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON

A deadpan White House press secretary answers increasingly absurd questions about bears, claiming they have guns and motorcycles and may belong to an intergalactic drug cartel allied with space wizards. When a reporter asks whether the bears are invading Venezuela today, he admits, “You got me,” and the room erupts in laughter. The clip is used as an absurd reaction to confidently escalating speculation that ends in an unexpected confession. EN: A deadpan White House press secretary answers increasingly absurd questions about bears, claiming they have guns and motorcycles and may belong to an intergalactic drug cartel allied with space wizards. When a reporter asks whether the bears are invading Venezuela today, he admits, “You got me,” and the room erupts in laughter. The clip is used as an absurd reaction to confidently escalating speculation that ends in an unexpected confession.

Bears everywhere. Questions, questions, questions, questions. Uh, yeah. Those bears appear to have guns and motorcycles. We believe they may be involved in some sort of intergalactic drug cartel. Perhaps affiliated with one of the interstellar wizard alliances. Wizard alliances? Yes. Next question. I just thought more of a shot in the dark, but, uh, it wouldn't happen to be invading... Venezuela. ...today, would we? You got me.

• @antichirst / 21372 2026-01-04