They Won’t Catch Me

When me and my nonbinary friend play tag together and they're the tagger:

A mustached man in a cowboy hat and black vest gestures dramatically while repeatedly insisting, “They won’t catch me.” The joke treats a game of tag like a tense chase, with the speaker confidently celebrating that their nonbinary friend is the tagger but supposedly cannot catch them. EN: A mustached man in a cowboy hat and black vest gestures dramatically while repeatedly insisting, “They won’t catch me.” The joke treats a game of tag like a tense chase, with the speaker confidently celebrating that their nonbinary friend is the tagger but supposedly cannot catch them.

They won't catch me. They won't catch me!

• @afrosidemoon / 76284 2026-02-05