Candy Seller Has a Different Approach

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A man wearing a blue Stitch hat sells candy outside at night, and another man buys a box of Nerds. After the friendly transaction, the seller jokes that people need a different approach when asking for candy, suggesting the absurd line “kids come hop in my van,” which creates the punchline. EN: A man wearing a blue Stitch hat sells candy outside at night, and another man buys a box of Nerds. After the friendly transaction, the seller jokes that people need a different approach when asking for candy, suggesting the absurd line “kids come hop in my van,” which creates the punchline.

Y'all wouldn't be here sitting by no candy. What candy do you have? All kinds. Let me see. W plug. Ha ha ha ha. Oh. Oh. Damn. OK. How much are they? The boxes is 50 cents a piece. 50 cents? These are dollar. Oh, you hooking up. Yeah, I'm hooking you up, baby. How much are these? Dollar. OK, let's do that. Let's do nerds. You want to do nerds? Yeah, let's do nerds. Do nerds. Thank you, sir. Thank you, man. I appreciate you, man. Okay, be safe out here. W onk man. You gotta have a different approach though. You can't be like, yo, yo, I want some candy. You know what I mean? Y'all gotta be like, yo kids come hop in my van. Let's get some candy. No. You need a wife's hand though. Ha ha ha ha.

• @antichirst / 21172 2025-12-09