Pizza Delivery Phone Call

Pizza(?) delivery: here's my impression ...large whatever size of two like and if it's not too late oh but you know what why would I order

A young man wearing glasses and a Hawaiian shirt acts out a bizarre pizza-delivery phone call while sitting in a room. He misunderstands ordinary size and topping questions, asking for pizzas with different levels of aggression and increasingly absurd add-ons, before questioning his own order. The joke is an absurd impression of someone who does not understand codes or normal restaurant terminology, used as a reaction to chaotic or nonsensical behavior.

Just my impression of a dude who doesn't know what codes are. Hey I've seen some people talking about this pizza place online. You cool with it? Well apparently it delivers everywhere, so... I can have a large pepperoni pizza. Large? I don't know, however large you guys have. I don't... I'm not that large. Why would I want a six foot pizza? No, like... Like two foot... Yeah, yeah, whatever size a two foot pizza is. Okay, thank you. No, I don't want my pizza to be aggressive. I would like my pizza as complacent as possible. possible. That's an option? Okay, how much does it cost to upcharge to a gun? You know what? You know what? Give it to. Give it to. Yeah, and if it's not too late, can I add a second pizza on? Yeah, great. Okay, if I could have a medium Hawaiian. Yeah, just basic plain medium Hawaiian. Oh, but you know what? Go ahead and give it some moderate aggression. I'm just curious to see what that tastes like, you know. Uh, yeah, just some moderate... Go ahead, yeah. Uh, no, if I could also have a box of cinnamon twists? Yes, that's it. What? A heavily armed midget, a temperamental Polynesian, and a gay man! Why would I order a-

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