Perineum Sunning at City Council

UHH WHAT UP COUNCIL? AND I WAS SURPRISED AT YOU ALLOW DIRECT SUNLIGHT FINISH THEIR STATEMENT. WHERE IT SEEMED NOT ALLOWED TO DO IT IF THAT'S COOL WITH YOU GUYS AND THANK YOU COUNCIL

A man in a colorful shirt addresses a city council, presenting the absurd practice of perineum sunning and asking the city to create a place for it. Another speaker continues the request and ends by thanking the council, while the officials and audience react seriously. The joke comes from treating an obviously inappropriate and ridiculous idea as a formal civic proposal. EN: A man in a colorful shirt addresses a city council, presenting the absurd practice of perineum sunning and asking the city to create a place for it. Another speaker continues the request and ends by thanking the council, while the officials and audience react seriously. The joke comes from treating an obviously inappropriate and ridiculous idea as a formal civic proposal.

What up, council? My name is Chad Kroger. And I'm here today to promote an amazing new holistic practice. This is something I accidentally discovered at my first Weenie roast. During the lumineer set, I passed out, facedown, nude, and sprayed eagle in the sun. And soon thereafter, security woke me up, and I was surprised at how lucid I was. I was expecting to be sloshed, but here's the thing. I wasn't. And I didn't realize where this mysterious boost came from until my health guru, Troy from Venice, showed me something called perineum sunning. Perineum sunning is where you allow direct sunlight to penetrate your bare sphincter for 30 seconds or more. Dr. Drew says that the sun is a massive electric node in the sky. Public speaker is allowed to speak about something that is within the jurisdiction of the city of Irvine, but this subject matter is not. Council Member Aguilin allowed them to finish their statement. The straight shot of vitamin D will boost your stoke for at least 24 hours. and all it takes is exposing your gage. What up, council? I am also here to support perineum sunning. I understand that when you hear about it, you may be skeptical, but let's also think about the fact that there was probably a time where it seemed obscene and weird for someone to milk a cow, but now we are grateful for the milk. The most difficult thing about perineum sunning is that there's no space where we're allowed to practice it. We can't do it at my mom's house because it weirds out my mom's boyfriend, Greg, who is a legend. and we're not allowed to do it at the parks. So to your interjection that this isn't within the city's jurisdiction, we will ask that the city create a space where we are allowed to use for this health practice. We're thinking maybe Bill Barber Park if that's cool with you guys. If it's cool with you council, I would love to have my friend and colleague Chad Krueger demonstrate the position for perineum sunning. if you can redirect your attention towards the stairs. Thank you Chad and thank you council.

• @antichirst / 21110 2025-11-28