Green Flags in a Man’s Apartment

If you find these things in a man's apartment you had better do what you're gonna do fast cuz his wife/gf is coming back shortly. Green Flags in a Man’s Apartment: 1. Expensive candles 2. Nice hand soap 3 Actual toilet paper, not a single-ply situation (re...

A social media post jokes that expensive candles, nice hand soap, and real toilet paper are “green flags” in a man’s apartment—until the punchline reveals that these signs probably belong to his wife or girlfriend, who is about to return. It is sent as a sarcastic reaction to a suspiciously well-kept bachelor apartment. EN: A social media post jokes that expensive candles, nice hand soap, and real toilet paper are “green flags” in a man’s apartment—until the punchline reveals that these signs probably belong to his wife or girlfriend, who is about to return. It is sent as a sarcastic reaction to a suspiciously well-kept bachelor apartment.

• @antichirst / 21066 2025-11-20