Chemical Plant Fries Story

my dad used to work at a chemical plant on san diego bay. people would commit suicide by jumping off of the coronado bridge, and occasionally they’d do it on the wrong side and plummet into his work’s parking lot instead of the water and total his coworker’s cars cheese isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries? tartar sauce

A screenshot of a social media exchange shows a bizarre story about people jumping from the Coronado Bridge and crashing into a chemical plant parking lot, followed by a photo of fries. The punchline is the deadpan reply “tartar sauce” to the question about what to put on fries, creating an absurd contrast between the grim setup and a mundane condiment choice.

• @antichirst / 21061 2025-11-20