Bald at 24 Homemade Stromboli

The one thing in life I wanted to feel the most was a woman running her fingers through my hair. I'm bald at 24 and it can never happen now. Homemade Strumboli

A Reddit-style video shows homemade stromboli being sliced and served with tomato sauce while the caption gradually reveals a young man's tragic-sounding wish to have a woman run her fingers through his hair, followed by the blunt realization that he is bald at 24. The punchline is the abrupt, mundane reveal—“Homemade Strumboli”—which turns melodramatic loneliness into a cooking post. Susumu Hirasawa’s “Gats,” an atmospheric experimental electronic track, makes the joke feel exaggeratedly tragic and dramatically sincere.

The one thing I wanted to feel the most was a woman running her fingers through my hair. I'd bottled it 24 and it can never happen now. Homemade strumboli.

♪ Susumu Hirasawa — Gats

• @afrosidemoon / 76111 2026-01-22