Michael Explains the Missing Sprite

Michael, did you drink the last Sprite? by a court or other competent body. See, for me to have been here last night. in order for me to want to associate with you, You were at Rebecca's? is thou shalt not commit adultery. between a married person

A colorful-haired person confronts Michael Stevens in a kitchen about drinking the last Sprite. Michael responds in an increasingly elaborate Vsauce-style explanation, eventually implying that being at Rebecca’s means adultery, turning a soda accusation into an absurd pseudo-scientific and biblical interrogation. The clip uses deadpan spoken dialogue and escalating seriousness to make the punchline funny. EN: A colorful-haired person confronts Michael Stevens in a kitchen about drinking the last Sprite. Michael responds in an increasingly elaborate Vsauce-style explanation, eventually implying that being at Rebecca’s means adultery, turning a soda accusation into an absurd pseudo-scientific and biblical interrogation. The clip uses deadpan spoken dialogue and escalating seriousness to make the punchline funny.

Michael, did you drink the last sprite? Hey, Vsauce, Michael here. Divorce. Divorce? The legal dissolution of a marriage by a court or other competent body. Well, the sprite was here last night. Oh, I didn't drink it. Or did I? See, for me to have been here last night, that means I would have to be in love with you enough for me to want to spend my free time in your presence. So by the associative property, in order for me to want to associate with you, it would be scientifically improbable for me to have drank the last soda because I was at your best friend's house. You were at Rebecca's? Well, in the popular religion known as Christianity, the seventh commandment, or decalogue, from the Latin word decalogus is that shall not commit adultery. What are you saying, Michael? The teacher's dictionary defines adultery as voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and a person who was not his or her spouse. We are thrilled! And as always, thanks for watching.

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