Journalist Chakra Crystal
This crystal will Align a journalist's chakras
A plain brown rectangular block is presented as a crystal with the promise that it will align a journalist's chakras. The joke is absurdly treating what looks like a brick or chocolate bar as mystical healing equipment, mocking exaggerated wellness claims. It works as a reaction to dubious spiritual remedies or bizarre professional problems.
- @antichirst / 20511 2025-09-10
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×776 · 69.8 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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