You Will Never Be a Real Alien
"You will never be a real alien. You have no blonde hair, you have no A10s, you have no vril. You are a gray goblin twisted by Hollywood and NASA into a crude mockery of Universe's perfection."
A side-by-side image contrasts a radiant blonde humanoid alien illustration with a small gray alien-like creature lying on white fabric. The joke mockingly presents the conventional Hollywood and NASA gray alien as an inferior imitation of an allegedly perfect alien being, using exaggerated pseudo-serious lore and elitist language as a reaction to someone being inauthentic or inadequate. EN: A side-by-side image contrasts a radiant blonde humanoid alien illustration with a small gray alien-like creature lying on white fabric. The joke mockingly presents the conventional Hollywood and NASA gray alien as an inferior imitation of an allegedly perfect alien being, using exaggerated pseudo-serious lore and elitist language as a reaction to someone being inauthentic or inadequate.
- @antichirst / 20500 2025-09-09
- Type
- image
- Size
- 668×800 · 108.5 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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