Never Murdered Eight People

Text on the meme

What have you never done? Murdered 8 people Story time? So I was sitting at home not murdering people

What it means

A screenshot of a Reddit-style comment thread begins with the question “What have you never done?” One person answers “Murdered 8 people,” prompting another to ask for the story, but the punchline is that they were simply sitting at home and not murdering anyone. It is an absurd deadpan reaction meme about treating basic non-criminal behavior as a remarkable achievement.

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comment thread / ветка комментариев social media interface / интерфейс социальной сети profile avatar / аватар профиля speech bubbles / облачка речи upvote arrow / стрелка положительного голоса downvote arrow / стрелка отрицательного голоса gift icon / значок подарка reply arrow / стрелка ответа dark background / тёмный фон