English Players Capture Every Flag
FaZe Patriot (lvl 90) english xX Crusade Xx (lvl 30) the Birmingham Bog english roundabouts ez capture kid gg (lvl 30) deport all the bots TRAITOR SIMULATOR flags SERVER: LONDONSTINE don't Jollof Jiggle (NPC)
A fast, music-backed montage presents ordinary people, flags, a map of Birmingham, a person dancing in a roundabout, a costumed figure, flags being removed, London street traffic, and an energetic African dance as if they were scenes from a multiplayer game. English flags and players are portrayed as capturing every objective while the absurd “server” supposedly ignores some flags and punishes others, turning real-life footage into a parody of a chaotic video-game faction war.
English players are now capturing flags all across the server. This is why they are doing it and why the labor clan are hella mad. So everyone knows that English players have had enough of the constant nerf upon nerf. Especially with the VPN player glitch. Well, English players are now rushing the main POIs and dropping spawn points all across the map. They are even capturing hard points on roundabout. INSANE STRAT! This is to show the server admins that English players still run the server and they want more patch notes that benefit OG players. But here's the thing, server support staff are using mobility to hop round the minimap and capture these flags. And English players are spamming in the chat because when green goblins drop Palestine flags the server support staff don't care. But when it's OG flags, they get instantly volleyed. Obvious, host connection. Good luck and have fun!
- @antichirst / 20359 2025-08-23
- Type
- video, 1:02
- Size
- 720×1280 · 12.6 MiB
- Mood
- absurd, satirical
- Language
- en
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